themaskedotter:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

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kriegerthewolf:

strawberrinmatsuoka:

rebornica:

sonlco:

eniqmapopstar:

what

WHAT

WHAT

WHaT

crucio

party hard

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